You Know It's Summer In India When...

1. The cold water tap runs hot and the hot water taps runs BOILING.
2. You are not normally found more than a few feet away from any cold substance (ice water/ice cream/just plain ice/fridge)
3. The doors and windows are open, the fan is on full and the cooler is on and you still feel like tearing your clothes off and fanning yourself.
4. All you want to do is lie on your bed in a stupor.
5. A whole tray of ice and a box of ice cream are finished in one day.
6. You break into a sweat the minute you step out of the house.
7. Sudden need to use deodorant.
8. People take to carrying around umbrellas to protect themselves from the scorching sun.
9. Spending two minutes outside results in tan lines in the shape of your shoes on your feet.