The Master Plan of My Life

My friends and I have come up with some pretty crazy plans that we intend to carry out in our lives. Purely for your entertainment, here they are:

1. My friend from my Vipassana course and I are going to visit all 50 of the world's Vipassana centres with Goenkaji. We will meditate at each one and become enlightened. Then we will go to jails and teach the inmates Vipassana. They will become enlightened, teach their friends, and thus the whole world will become a happy place. YAY :D


2. Tanu and I plan to open an ice-skating rink in our city along with a Krispy Kreme outlet. We'll ice-skate around and sell fresh hot doughnuts to everyone, earning much dough in the process :D


3. We're going to make a spoof movie of the Siege of Troy. Many scenes are already planned out. All rights reserved :D


4. Deepthi and I are going to write the eighth book in the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the *something awesome we'll come up with* and thus keep the legacy alive until we bequeath it unto our future generations.


5. We shall also remake ALL the Harry Potter movies exactly the same as the books and I don't care if that means the movies are 8 hours long. Each. True HP fans will love it.

Of course, if none of these plans come to fruition, I can always marry Justin Bieber and live a glamorous life, eh? :D